I Know You Hate Your Birthday Card

For the reluctant celebrator, the I Know You Hate Your Birthday card by People I've Loved offers humor and heart in equal measure. A perfectly awkward birthday wish, printed on recycled paper. Available at Dear John in Oakland.

I swear I am not making it into a thing, it's just that I casually saw this card and wanted to take a really quick moment to celebrate the fact that you are alive and in this life with me and that I am really lucky to know you. That's all. 5.5 x 4.25 inches Letter-pressed by hand on archival-quality card stock with a kraft envelope